caelestee:

happy pride alex and henry say gay fucking rights 🎉

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caelestee:

never tell me the odds ❤️💙

from RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE, which everyone should go read right now because i am never going to shut up about it anytime soon ((pls click for better quality!!!!))

sensualthoughtsofstevebuscemi:

being an adult and buying your own shit is so weird i don’t understand why anything is proced the way it is. why did my tattoo cost 8 toothpastes? why does a pair of socks cost a sandwich but a fancy dinner costs a whole jacket? why is book the same cost as 2 bag frozen vegetables? nothing makes sense i just wanna steal.

thank you to everyone who messaged me saying my account has been hacked - indeed it was lol and i managed to sort it with tumblr support :) i don’t really post on here much any more but thanks for sticking around if you’re still here! xx

the-only-bi-turtle:

digilici:

fozzie:

“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game

Tell me what it is

Tell me what it is

Tell me what it is

doesn’t matter, we already lost

femmetwink:

Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*

Me:

thisisspinaltapprivilege:

grapefruitmimosa:

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

the older you are reading this post the funnier it is

infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

novitiate2017:

Bottom left stovetop burner stans make some noise

australiansanta:

i’m at such a ?? time of my life i’m just ???????????????????????? like ????????

alphajade:

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

fairymonger:

fairymonger:

“can men and women be just friends?”

yeah if you dont socialize boys from birth to only see women as sex partners/objects and normalize healthy non-sexual/romantic friendships between men and women

BITCH THIS WAS A READ

worldsworstfather:

wish i was a cat. soft & warm & fat. in a little wizard hat.